shades
01-29-2005, 07:08 PM
BYTE: how Lena stops Ole's advances.
LOG ON: dats how ya make da vood stove hotter.
LOG OFF: vhat Sven vas trying to do vhen he burnt his hands terrible.
MONITOR: keep an eye on da vood stove.
MEGAHERTZ: ven a big log drops on your foot.
COMPACT DISK: vhat ya get from lifting logs dat's too heavy.
FLOPPY DISK: vhat da lefse looks like vhen it's cooked yust right.
RAM: da hydraulic ting dat makes da voodsplitter vork.
DRIVE: how you get home ven da snow's not too deep.
HARD DRIVE: dat's vhen you're going to Dalute vhen da snow's deep.
PROMPT: vhat ya vish da mail vas during da snow season.
ENTER: vhen ya come on in!
WINDOWS: vhat ya shut vhen it gets 10 below out.
SCREEN: vaht ya gotta have in blackfly season.
CHIP: vhat ya munch on during da Vikings game.
MICROCHIP: vhat's left in da bottom of da bag vhen da big ones are gone.
MODEM: vhat ve did to da hayfields last yuly.
DOT MATRIX: Lars Matrix's vife.
LAPTOP: vhere da grandkids sit.
KEYBOARD: vher ya suppose to put da keys so da Missus can find em.
SOFTWARE: da plastic picnic utinsils.
HARDWARE: vhen da missus starches da undervare.
MOUSE: vhat leaves dem turds in da cupboard.
MAINFRAME: da part of da outhouse dat holds up da roof.
SERIAL PORT: vhere da vheaties come from by boat to Dalute
(Duluth is a port on Lake Superior for those who don't know Minnesotan)
LOG ON: dats how ya make da vood stove hotter.
LOG OFF: vhat Sven vas trying to do vhen he burnt his hands terrible.
MONITOR: keep an eye on da vood stove.
MEGAHERTZ: ven a big log drops on your foot.
COMPACT DISK: vhat ya get from lifting logs dat's too heavy.
FLOPPY DISK: vhat da lefse looks like vhen it's cooked yust right.
RAM: da hydraulic ting dat makes da voodsplitter vork.
DRIVE: how you get home ven da snow's not too deep.
HARD DRIVE: dat's vhen you're going to Dalute vhen da snow's deep.
PROMPT: vhat ya vish da mail vas during da snow season.
ENTER: vhen ya come on in!
WINDOWS: vhat ya shut vhen it gets 10 below out.
SCREEN: vaht ya gotta have in blackfly season.
CHIP: vhat ya munch on during da Vikings game.
MICROCHIP: vhat's left in da bottom of da bag vhen da big ones are gone.
MODEM: vhat ve did to da hayfields last yuly.
DOT MATRIX: Lars Matrix's vife.
LAPTOP: vhere da grandkids sit.
KEYBOARD: vher ya suppose to put da keys so da Missus can find em.
SOFTWARE: da plastic picnic utinsils.
HARDWARE: vhen da missus starches da undervare.
MOUSE: vhat leaves dem turds in da cupboard.
MAINFRAME: da part of da outhouse dat holds up da roof.
SERIAL PORT: vhere da vheaties come from by boat to Dalute
(Duluth is a port on Lake Superior for those who don't know Minnesotan)