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Scottie P
03-07-2005, 07:32 PM
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very 'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he was still, as a crusty old man, considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough and his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Anne Troy
03-07-2005, 11:40 PM
Please.
Find something BETTER to do with your time!!:whip
Ken Puls
03-07-2005, 11:54 PM
Hey, wasn't he supposed to be reading a book tonight? LOL!

3:50 for 20 mintues! :rotlaugh:
Anne Troy
03-07-2005, 11:57 PM
400
XL-Dennis
03-08-2005, 05:46 AM
R.I.P

Unfortunately Captain Crunch didn't made his way back home so if anyone have seen him tell him to grab a taxi and get home.

Rumours states that Betty Crocker stayed up all night and talking to the man in the moon. AFAIK, Betty is still doing it.
Zack Barresse
03-10-2005, 12:04 PM
If anybody does see Captain Crunch, you can just tell him to go straight to my house. We have an unfinished breakfast date that I am determined to finish.

Anyway, the Doughboy will live on in all our hearts and bellies. May God rest his ingredients.
cmpgeek
03-10-2005, 01:39 PM
yall scare me sometimes lol

btw - Anne - what is "code yoinking"? lol
Zack Barresse
03-10-2005, 01:46 PM
Code yoinking, code boinking, rustling up, thieving, five-fingering, kleptomaniacal, burglaring, sticky-fingering, kiping, lifting, larceny, safecracking, pillaging, snatching, swindling, etc. :D
Brandtrock
03-10-2005, 01:49 PM
Code yoinking, code boinking, rustling up, thieving, five-fingering, kleptomaniacal, burglaring, sticky-fingering, kiping, lifting, larceny, safecracking, pillaging, snatching, swindling, etc. :D

What about boosting?

Maybe I'll change my screen name to Dangerfield. :rotlaugh:
cmpgeek
03-10-2005, 02:16 PM
Code yoinking, code boinking, rustling up, thieving, five-fingering, kleptomaniacal, burglaring, sticky-fingering, kiping, lifting, larceny, safecracking, pillaging, snatching, swindling, etc. :D

now i got a COMPLETELY different picture in my head when i read "code boinking" LOLOL... there are several of those that head in that direction...

ok - i think my mind has taken a dive... time to go home soon lol
Zack Barresse
03-10-2005, 02:22 PM
now i got a COMPLETELY different picture in my head when i read "code boinking" LOLOL... there are several of those that head in that direction...

ok - i think my mind has taken a dive... time to go home soon lol
:rotflmao:
cmpgeek
03-10-2005, 02:27 PM
:rotflmao:
ya know - i really DO try to behave on here but sometimes yall just make it too easy to slip into my normal frame of mind LOL
Ken Puls
03-10-2005, 02:33 PM
now i got a COMPLETELY different picture in my head when i read "code boinking" LOLOL...

Have to admit that I thought much the same thing! :rotlaugh:
XL-Dennis
03-10-2005, 02:46 PM
Thanks for the english lessons - new words have been added to my dictionary :rotlaugh:
Anne Troy
03-10-2005, 03:01 PM
LOL!! Dennis: The first time I heard "boinking" was Bruce Willis saying it to Cybil Shepherd on "Moonlighting", an old sitcom, and of course referring to the act of having sex. It made me laugh so hard. So when I saw yoinking (lucas posted it), I thought of that and laughed all over again. I just love that word, and I'd never heard it before 'cause I don't watch The Simpsons.
shades
03-10-2005, 05:36 PM
The first time I heard "boinking" was Bruce Willis saying it to Cybil Shepherd on "Moonlighting", an old sitcom,

Yeah, I heard there was going to be a new TV sitcom like that... ;) What? Red Skelton not good enough for ya'll?

'Course, he was not one to pass up a good double entendre, or he could get quite "frisky" (as Marion would say to Howard).
Anne Troy
03-10-2005, 05:38 PM
By the way...I think EVERYONE should put it in their signature, with a link to VBAX, of course:

Code Yoinking Allowed!
Ken Puls
03-10-2005, 05:41 PM
How about... "Come Yoink Our Code?"... That sounds a little more.. inviting, don't you think?
Anne Troy
03-10-2005, 05:42 PM
LOL!!!
cmpgeek
03-10-2005, 08:20 PM
how about we'll let you use ours if we can use yours? :devil:

or this:

I'm a code - yoink me baby!

hehe
cmpgeek
03-11-2005, 11:02 AM
did that last attempt at humor go over the top, across the line, (pick a phrase)? if so i am sorry yall... (the devil must have won the teeter-totter game yesterday... lol)

honestly - i am sorry if that offended anyone...
Anne Troy
03-11-2005, 03:23 PM
We were all just ... dumbfounded. LOL!!

It'd be a cold day in hell before anyone in this thread gets offended, I think!
shades
03-11-2005, 05:02 PM
You sure? ;)
Anne Troy
03-11-2005, 05:05 PM
What? You think I'm worried about you? Dude, at your age, and with your history...I KNOW you've seen it all!! LOL
Brandtrock
03-11-2005, 05:12 PM
What sound does a VBA Code hog make?






:Thinkingo










Yoink! Yoink!
XL-Dennis
03-11-2005, 05:17 PM
Good news travel fast :thumb

Captain Crunch is now safe at home and he said he was sorry but he was out on a VBA -Yoinking


Can You believe it at his age :bug: :bug: :bug:

Anyway, I'll send him to You Zack so he can tell You more about :whistle:

Kind regards,
Dennis