CreganTur
10-29-2008, 05:46 AM
1) You play fetch with your virtual dog more often than your real dog.
2) You become frustrated when performing a series of manly poses for a girl doesn't cause her to offer a 'roll in the hay.'
3) You get angry that jumping from a tall rock resulted in a broken leg.
4) You are surprised that the chicken you kicked chased you down a dirt road for three miles, angrily squawking and pecking at your legs.
5) You punish your dog for failing to point out the $20 bill the guy behind you just picked up off the sidewalk.
6) You get angry at your boss because you performed your job perfectly 10 times in a row and he neglected to promote you.
7) You realize that giving someone a thumbs up doesn't make them like you more.
8) You never fail to give your virtual son a gift every time you come home, but forgot your real child's birthday last week.
2) You become frustrated when performing a series of manly poses for a girl doesn't cause her to offer a 'roll in the hay.'
3) You get angry that jumping from a tall rock resulted in a broken leg.
4) You are surprised that the chicken you kicked chased you down a dirt road for three miles, angrily squawking and pecking at your legs.
5) You punish your dog for failing to point out the $20 bill the guy behind you just picked up off the sidewalk.
6) You get angry at your boss because you performed your job perfectly 10 times in a row and he neglected to promote you.
7) You realize that giving someone a thumbs up doesn't make them like you more.
8) You never fail to give your virtual son a gift every time you come home, but forgot your real child's birthday last week.