Geek Jokes

[Oorang]

*2B Or Not 2B, that is FFFF.

Post em here:)






*Debug.Print Hex(&H2B Or Not &H2B)

[Benzadeus]

There are only 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary, and those who don't.

[lucas]

Two atoms are walking down the street.

First atom says to the second "I think I've lost an electron"

Second atom says "are you sure"?

First atom says "yes, I'm positive".

[Marcster]

Dim Everything as Object
If Everything is Nothing Then
MsgBox "Everything doesn't exist... ?"
End If

[Oorang]

'Leave Option Explicit Off
Const ABottleOfWine = "C:\Goofy.txt"
Const TheCurtains = 1
'"Joke" Starts here.
Sub Lime()
Dim TheLights
Open ABottleOfWine For Random As 1
Put 1, , "more log on the fire."
Close TheCurtains
While relaxing
GoTo sleep
Wend
sleep:
If Not conscious Then MsgBox "Rest well and dream of large women."
End Sub

[nst1107]

haha! I saw it going another way from Close TheCurtains. How long did you work on that joke?

[Oorang]

Not long, sometimes whimsy just strikes:)