Bob this one is for you...

A guy walks into a bar with a dog.

The barkeep says "Sorry mate, no dogs allowed in here".

The old guy says" This dog and I go everywhere, I love to have a drink and he loves to watch Rugby"

The barkeep looks around and say "Okay since there's not too many peolpe in here right now, I'll turn a blind eye to the dog, but if he misbehaves...... you and the dog are out of here, okay"

Sure says the old man. He orders a rum... and the dog sits beside him. The Barkeep turns on the telly and lo and behold its a rubgy game. England are playing...... the dog pricks up his ears... it seems to all around him that he is following every move on the screen...

On the screen, a scrum packs..... suddenly a head pops up from the pack and an english voce says something to the Ref..... Bingo, a penalty is awarded to the English..... The crowd are besides themselves..... many a call is heard that the Ref needs glasses...

England's hero, a mere mortal Jonny Wilkonson takes the ball in hand. He sets it upon the ground, paces back..... and holds a position that can only be described as assuming to position to recieve a pineapple.....after reciting the Magna Carta in Spanish..... he steps forward and calmly slots the ball between the posts.....

Meanwhile in the bar the dog goes hypo.... He jumps on the bar and dances his way down the top..... high fiving everyone in the bar.... They are all gob smacked.

The barkeep turns to the old man and says "This is fantastic..... unbelievable..... Your dog as just high fived everyone in the bar. if he does this for a penalty conversion..... what's he do when a try is scored?"

Dunno says the old man, I've had him for four years and Its never happened yet......