Aussiebear

[Bob Phillips]

1. When we play football, we go flat out for 40 minutes at a time. ( and there's no helmets!)

I've never seen Harry Kewell or Mark Viduka do 5 minutes flat-out, let alone 40!

shrimplike

2. We don't murder shrimps on the barbecue. We use prawns.

(Science: zoology) Any one of numerous species of large crustacea having slender legs and long antennae. They mostly belong to the genera Pandalus, Palaemon, Palaemonetes, and Peneus, and are much used as food.

The name is often applied to any large shrimp.

4 An "All Black" is a Kiwi not an Aboriginal

A vastly superior rugby playing Kiwi.

5. A Pom is an English person

I thought you called us sir.

7. You drink in "shouts" with your mates.

You need something to mask that dishwater beer.

9. At family barbeques, you need to play cricket. ( bowl a maiden over, field at long on..sneak a single and stand at square leg).

Best to put Yanks at third man