Quote Originally Posted by Aussiebear
Tempting. I'm 2 hrs from the ocean, up on the great diving range ( more of a small hill when compared to the Rockies). There's a few things you need to know before we can accept your membership as an honorary Aussie.
Thanks, saved me from renting Crocodile Dundee DVD's. It would be simpler for you:

How to shout "Carolina Sucks"
Appreciation for Down-East Barbeque
Speak fluently, as in "It's ratchair"